I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME
now the weather
elementary school: reads at a middle school level
middle school: reads at a high school level
high school: reads at a college level
college: re-reads Harry Potter
college: gay fanfiction all day long
adulthood: gay fanfiction all day long.
Facebook, I appreciate you telling me where to find single men in my area, but the blood sacrifice does not need to be renewed until April.
Wait—you’re skipping Samhain? And Yule? You’re not doing a wicker man this year?!!!!!?